robburgundy: zooley: arcticwhispers: ashlvigh: chrisfabian: OMFGOD jyrtfvjkyh oh my fucking lord have mercy holy fucking shit i am so fricking moist
me after a meal: i think i am going to burst oh my god i am so full you'll have to roll me out of the room like veruca salt in willy wonka oh my god how could i have consumed this much food how was i ever hungry send help
one hour later: i want cheese fries
Girl: I hope they make a Hunger Games 2!
4794: depression doesn’t hurt when you’re at the mall
jackiefarrell: top 5 most useful majors: old money president wall street broker media conglomerate CEO being good friends w/ jay-z
STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND JUST WATCH THIS!!!!
Get me with those green eyes, baby, as the lights...
andthatlittleblackdress: Give me something that’ll haunt me when you’re not around.