“There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.”
—(via midwestraisedmidwestliving)
June 2013
Listen
This is Ke$ha’s song ‘Blow’ without the auto tune
I’m actually super fucking fabulous and if you don’t think so you are wrong, bye
May 2013
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
